Seeing Red

It’s not the size of the dog in the fight that counts, but the size of the fight in the dog. So we’ve been told, although there’s an ongoing quarrel over exactly who did the original telling.* Whatever. I’m here to tell you, right here and now, that the same sentiment applies in spades to the American red squirrel (Tamiasciurus hudsonicus). This rodent is confident, assertive, and enormously courageous despite being much smaller than gray squirrels (Sciurus spp.) and fox squirrels (Sciurus niger), and Lilliputian compared to domestic canines, including most toy breeds.

Also known as pine squirrels, chickarees, or boomers, depending on the region, populations of this species can be found across North America, including most of Canada, southern Alaska, throughout the Rockies, and on the eastern side of the continent as far south as Georgia. Abundant and active during daylight hours, Reds are easy to ID, with their bright auburn fur, charcoal shadings on their sides and tail, and snowy white eye-rings and belly. Taking their proportions into account helps, though, because size does matter when it comes to field identification. It’s useful to know that Reds weigh in at 7-9 oz (200-250 g) and measure 11-14 in (28-35 cm) from nose to tailabout half the size of their fox and gray cousins but larger than a chipmunk.

American red squirrel standing on the top of a wood post beneath a pine tree. Photo by Mustang Joe, CC0 1.0 Universal Public Domain Dedication

I’ve seen glimpses Reds from time to time, while hiking in various locations around the U.S., but during a camping trip on Philpott Lake in southwestern Virginia with my sweetheart last October, I had the chance to get to know a few of them a little better. Based on what I saw, they are certainly not shy.

Four or five of them were exploring the vacant campsite next to ours, searching for anything edible the human tenants may have left behind. When a morsel was found, it was transported to the picnic table to be consumed while taking in the view. Once that site had been scoured, the foragers made their way one by one to our site and closer to where I sat quietly in a folding lawn chair, watching them like a hawk.

Well… I guess it’s more accurate to say I was watching like a wildlife biologist. The Reds certainly didn’t have any trouble recognizing that I am not hawk, or any kind of threat. Especially once I tossed a few pieces of toast crust their way.

An American red squirrel with a peanut in its mouth, standing on a read wooden fence.
American red squirrel looking like its looking for a fight by Gilles Gonthier, CC-2.0 Generic

Once squirrels who disperse from their natal homestead have a place to call their own, their next step towards insuring survival is to establish a midden, a place to stash surplus seeds, nuts, and other non-perishable foodstuffs. Reds believe food is worth fighting for, and they are NOT fans of sharing. They’ll protect their pantries from thieves, but they’re not above indulging in a bit of piracy themselves. Reds won’t hesitate to commandeer valuable resources, chasing birds and larger squirrels away from backyard feeders, a windfall acorn crop, or a campsite treasure trove of leftover Doritos, trail mix, cookie crumbles, granola, french fries, and peanut butter.

American red squirrel disputing a ruffed grouse's claim to bird seed on snow-covered ground, by The Real Kam75, Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 2.0 Generic.jpg
Two American red squirrels interacting by Eric Kilby, CC Share Alike 2.0 Generic.
American red squirrel hanging on to the trunk of a tree by Jakub Fryš, CC Share Alike 4.0 International.

* This quote has been attributed to a diverse cast of characters, including my fellow Missouri native, Mark Twain (aka Samuel Clemens), President Dwight Eisenhower, University of Alabama football coach Paul “Bear” Bryant, Cincinnati Bengals running-back Archie Griffin, and poet Arthur G. Lewis, to name but a few possible bygone sages.

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